A Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully "complete" World of Warcraft, collecting the game's staggering 986 Achievements to effectively do everything there is to do in the hugely successful MMO. This is literally the most amazing news of the day.

'Little Gray" beat the game after killing 390,895 creatures, administering 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completing 5,906 quests (averaging 14 quests a day), raiding 405 dungeons and hugging 11 players. I believe we can safely add another statistic to the numbers -- he has had sex 0 times during this period.

Some nitpicky WoW f*ckheads are trying to downplay Little Gray's accomplishment, claiming he received one event-tied achievement (B.B King) due to a glitch, and did not win it fairly. You know what, though? Who the Hell cares? He's done more than any human being ever reasonably should, so let's not quibble over one little point.

He's a WoW player. He will probably achieve nothing else in life. Let the man have this.

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 All the action is at Cmarine this weekend near Fourways Junction.

Head down there for a SUMMER JAM. Doors open at 11am on Saturday 28 November and R70 gets you. Add a cool Hawaiian shirt to your "get-up" and get in for R50. 

Come and see the DJ Battles, Von Zipper Bikini shows, catch some wakeboarding and play some Guitar Hero or maybe the Von Zipper wet t-shirt comp catches your fancy. Whatever it is The Lair will be there rocking it up and we look forward to seeing you there. 

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Stop the bus! While surfing around a few days back I came across this amazing offer. Next my phone started rigning with friends asking if I have see this yet.

Screamer is selling uncapped ADSL accounts starting at R399.00 per month! For those of you that can’t seem to get your cap to last till the end of month, here is your answer.

Here is their website:
http://www.screamer.co.za/

Here is the link to the uncapped options:
http://www.screamer.co.za/adsl_unlimited.php

Now all we need is for them to find this article and offer me a free 4096kbps account for all this wonderful adverting I am offering

The AVA Expo for 2009 will be happening this weekend, and there will be a great Guitar Hero 5 competition. So great that we are running two at the same time on casual and one competitive. And the prizes you ask, DJ Hero, Band Hero and if you want Guitar Hero 5 or and extra Guitar.

Ohh yes the expo is there too. :D

Casual Competition

Prize: 1 x Guitar Hero 5 Guitar Bundle every day of the expo.
Rules: Come through to the expo, play Guitar Hero, give us your details. Random person is drawn every day.

Competitive Competition

Prizes:
  1st Place:  Super Bundle Band Hero (This bundle includes 1 x Drum Set, 1 x Guitar, 1 x Mic, and the Band Hero game)
  2nd Place: DJ Hero
  3rd Place: Guitar Hero 5 Guitar Bundle
Rules:
  - Come through to the event and play a full Guitar Hero 5 song on your selected difficult.
  - Record your details and score of the song. [This enters you into the Casual competition as well]
  - The top 8 scores will be called back on the Sunday to compete in a single elimination to decide the winner.
  - You can try again, but people that have not played will take preference before you can go again.